CREDIT
shooting stars;
shina's otome sideblog.
follow/asks from akiyoshii
multi-fandom and not spoiler-free
currently on semi-hiatus due to finals
Chiaki to my Kaoru

My Boyfriend's Fictional (What Makes You Beautiful otome parody)


labyrinthofleah
Otome Parody Cover
Played 1,122 times

labyrinthofleah:

My Boyfriend’s Fictional (What Makes You Beautiful otome parody):
[I was cackling all through writing the lyrics. XD Hope you enjoy it!]

My heart is sore
'Cause the app store
Is draining my wallet dry
Makin’ me po-o-or

When did I start
To lose my heart
To all these men, and yet I
Still want mo-o-ore

Everyone else in the fandom feels it
Everyone knows it’s true

'Cause boy, you light up my phone like no other app
It sucks that you are 2D, coded pixel art
But when you smile through the screen, it’s so hard to tell you
'cause oh-oh-oh
You don’t know you’re fictional

If only you weren’t just make-believe
Then we could be a real couple so happily
Right now I’m playing your route and it’s killin’ me
You don’t know, oh-oh
You don’t know you’re fictional, oh-oh
Yeah, my boyfriend’s fictional

So I’ll c-cry
You’re not real-life
But if you were, I would so
Make you mi-i-ine

You’re just a sprite
But that’s all right
Don’t stop me dreaming of you toni-i-ight

Everyone else in the fandom feels it
Everyone knows it’s true

'Cause boy, you light up my phone like no other app
It sucks that you are 2D, coded pixel art
But when you smile through the screen, it’s so hard to tell you
'cause oh-oh-oh
You don’t know you’re fictional

If only you weren’t just make-believe
Then we could be a real couple so happily
Right now I’m playing your route and it’s killin’ me
You don’t know, oh-oh
You don’t know you’re fictional, oh-oh
Yeah, my boyfriend’s fictional

Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na [x2]

'Cause boy, you light up my phone like no other app
It sucks that you are 2D, coded pixel art
But when you smile through the screen, it’s so hard to tell you
'cause oh-oh-oh
You don’t know you’re fictional

You light up my phone like no other app
It sucks that you are 2D, coded pixel art
But when you smile through the screen, it’s so hard to tell you
'cause oh-oh-oh
You don’t know you’re fictional

If only you weren’t just make-believe
Then we could be a real couple so happily
Right now I’m playing your route and it’s killin’ me
You don’t know, oh-oh
You don’t know you’re fictional, oh-oh
You don’t know you’re fictional, oh-oh
Yeah, my boyfriend’s fictional

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 241 notes / via / src

Reblog if you’re okay with other characters developing crushes on your characters.

Just to let people know that you will not be upset or uncomfortable if their characters do develop crushes and act/make advances to your characters! Also if you’re okay with certain characters but not others then please specify!  (◡‿◡)

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 32,973 notes / via / src

sakuraotome0511:

chiapeto:

spyoflove:

lntellectual:

otometracker409er:

archiveofbidders:

A brief way to summarize the backdrop design of this set is that in this game, a woman was bought by a powerful CEO at a Black Market Auction and is told that she now completely belongs to him.

Before the interactive game begins, the staff will give the participant the option of choosing a “YES” or “NO” card. After the participant has been brought out of the birdcage-like structure by the CEO, their answer will be shown.

When the black curtains surrounding the cage open, two men – one dressed in black, and the other dressed in grey – approximately over the height of 180cm will appear in front of you.

The participant will then escorted out of the cage. 

 “Tell me, which card will you choose?”

Depending on whether the participant chose the “YES” or “NO” card, the CEO will then – according to the situation– begin to say sweet, yet dominating things to the participant. The CEO/Leader that you choose will then aggressively claim, “You’re already mine.”

If you selected the “YES” card, he’ll say, “It’s better that you understand; you’ve already been bought by me. Remember to obey me.

If you selected the “NO” card, he’ll say, “You have no right to say no, because you’re already mine.”

Then, the participant will be pushed against the corner of the wall by the CEO (called the legendary “kabe-don”). Even if the participant is a guy, he still will be pushed against the wall!

The experience ends when the CEO takes a voting card of the inner pocket of his suit and says, “an election is underway right now, you know who to vote for now, don’t you?”

Text and photo sources: AsiaPopCultureToday

Additional photos from: Weibo

Translation (from Chinese) and a little tweaking/re-ordering of the sentences done by me. If you need anything translated from Chinese, please message me!

OH MY GOD!!! XDDDD

Look
spyoflove
they have an Ishigami cutout XD I’ll take that Subaru one though ;D

KYAAAH A HIDEKI CUTOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME *grabby hands*

ONE SEIJI TO GO PLEASE

はぁ~わー!いいな、私も壁ドンが欲しいです~

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 404 notes / via / src

do-mkokoro:

»Our Two Bedroom Story - Hayakawa Shusei: モテキ編

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 59 notes / via / src

ninasartworks:

OMG GUYS LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM THE COIN DROOP KYAAAAAAAAA KAORU YOU’RE SO HOT!!!!!

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 196 notes / via / src

heartraits:

Still without net so I went to a friend’s so I could buy and play Kevin’s routes in BMP2. Enjoyed them muchly! \’ v’)/

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 52 notes / via / src

thinkingofotome:

otakuonthemove:

cozumi-otome:

lntellectual:

I finally won something and it’s one that I wanted!! Q A Q

Damn, look at those legs. *swoons*

The sassy prince.

thinkingofotome I just have to share it with yoouuuuu

*drooling*

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 293 notes / via / src

zaizenakiyoshi:

blazenshadow25:

zaizenakiyoshi:

I fixed it

where is this from?

Eisuke’s jealousy sub story
It just came out

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 336 notes / via / src

Future LLFTX Updates!

shortbreadofdoom:

For those worried that LLFTX won’t be updated anymore fear not! According to the website noobabble it’s confirmed that they will be releasing a good amount of stories AND the new character Yuki Arisugawa (。♥‿♥。) (I have been waiting for his English route since I first…

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 111 notes / via / src

yubisensei:

theotomereview:

therandomdiary:

MOMOI SYUICHIRO CGs

-Main Story 4 CGs

-Epilogue 1 CG

-Sequel 3 CGs

-Sequel Epilogue 1 CG

How come he looks like Eisuke~ XD

elli-dawn Your Bae~ :3

I do not own those.

All rights to Voltage inc.

o.o…

I don’t even like Eisuke…

But hot damn…

MOMOI XD

/ reblog
permalink /
Sep 21st / 269 notes / via / src